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F’ Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades

April 11, 2014 by Derek Springer 2 Comments

As my first official post I’d like to address a question that folks ask my with some frequency: what is the origin of your sites’s name? You see, a lot goes into naming something: the name summarizes the expectations and aspirations of the object that is encapsulates. I wanted to chose a name that motivated me to be bold, to take chances, and to fly in the face if everything that I already thought possible. Here it is, the secret origin of Five Blades Brewing!

F' Everything We're Doing Five BladesWhat part of this don’t you understand? If two blades is good, and three blades is better, obviously five blades would make us the best f’ing razor that ever existed. Comprende? We didn’t claw our way to the top of the razor game by clinging to the two-blade industry standard. We got here by taking chances. Well, five blades is the biggest chance of all.

via F’ Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

Let’s get this party started!

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